I love you more than fries. That’s some serious love.

I love you and I like you

Today is your lucky day.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would kill you last.

Not everything that weighs you down is yours to carry.

Stressed is desserts spelled backwards

You are my favorite person to annoy

I like you a waffle lot

Own your story.

A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices

I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will

Fear doesn't stand a chance when you stand in God's love.

No rain, no rainbows.

It's wine o'clock somewhere.

Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

I'm only a morning person on December 25th

Rainbows apologize for angry skies.

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't see us

I like you a latte

Plant good thoughts.

Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.

When all else fails, drink coffee

And if not, He is still good.

Consider it a great joy.

The greater the storm, the brighter the rainbow.

One thing at a time

Ho Ho Holy Shit what a year.

Home is where the coffee is

It's new and scary but that's okay because it means you're growing.

I work hard so my cat can have nice things.

My favorite winter activity is going back inside where it is warm.

Your feelings are valid.

Love is in the air

You’re just my type

Bloom with grace.

Things get better

Happy Valentines Day best-tea

My jeans keep telling me no more Christmas cookies while my leggings are like we got you boo.

I have been uniquely designed for a purpose.

People who love to eat are always the best people

It's not all sunshine and rainbows, but a good amount of it actually is.

Let me remind you how lucky you are to have me (and vice versa).

Do everything in love.

I don't want much this Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be loved.

As long as we have wine, the holidays will be fine

Coffee & Christmas music

You grow girl

Be your own rainbow.

Roses are red, violets are blue. The dog is my favorite, but you’re okay, too.

I really like you and I don’t like very many things.

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.

No more plants is a promise that I can't keep

May the magic of Christmas warm your heart.

Joy to the world

Home is where my plants are.

Maybe you have outgrown your pot

It's okay to not be okay

You’re my lobster

Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion.

Oh come let us adore him.

Broken crayons still color.

Wine time.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out I'll drink the red.

Productivity does not determine growth.

If worlds have power, imagine a prayer.

I'm a succa for you.

You're doing your best, and that is enough.

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

4:00 wallow in self pity, 4:30 star into abyss, 5:00 solve world hunger (tell no one), 5:30 jazzercise, 6:30 dinner with me (I can't cancel that again).

Coffee is my spirit animal

His plan is greater than our own.

I wonder if wine thinks of me too?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

I googled my symptoms... it turns out I need a bottle or three of wine.

Everything will be okay.

When it rains, look for rainbows. When it's dark, look for starts.

You call them swear words. I can them sentence enhancers.

When they saw the star, they rejoiced.

I'm not having a glass of wine. I am having six. It's called "tasting" and it's classy.

Christmas is too sparkly.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down.

Believe you can and you’re halfway there.

In a sky full of clouds, be a rainbow.

Life is a journey to be experienced, not a problem to be solved.

There aren't enough rap songs about staying home on a friday night and saving money

Be kind to yourself

Jesus is the reason for the season.

Stay hungry. Stay foolish.

Your mental health is a priority

Ovaries before broveries

Together is my favorite place to be

You are my main squeeze

Choose love, kindness, and rainbows.

Let it snow.

Wine not?

I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.

There's a 100% chance I'd rather be home with my dog.