Home is where my plants are.

I don't know what I'm going to do with my life. But I do know I'm going to live every minute of it.

When you can't look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark.

Christmas calories don't count.

If you combine wine & dinner, you get winner.

Little boys should never be sent to bed they always wake up a day older.

Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

Plant good thoughts.

I love you more than fries. That’s some serious love.

Just listen to your gut, and on the way down to your gut, check in with your heart. Between those two things, they'll let you know what's what.

Your mental health matters, do what you need to recharge.

Acceptance of yourself is far more important than acceptance from others

Coffee now, wine later.

There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.

I work hard so my dog can have nice things.

May the magic of Christmas warm your heart.

There's room for everyone on the nice list.

As long as we have wine, the holidays will be fine

You're doing your best, and that is enough.

4:00 wallow in self pity, 4:30 star into abyss, 5:00 solve world hunger (tell no one), 5:30 jazzercise, 6:30 dinner with me (I can't cancel that again).

Be my Valentine

Life is a journey to be experienced, not a problem to be solved.

The grass is greener where you water it.

I'm only a morning person on December 25th

You belong among the wildflowers.

Be kind to yourself

Peace on earth.

Some days all you need is plant therapy.

Today's good mood is sponsored by my dog.

You won my heart

How lovely the silence of growing things.

Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms.

Love is in the air

Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

Let it snow.

If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain't nothing you can't get through together.

Be mine

You grow girl

I’m nuts about you

One thing at a time

No more plants is a promise that I can't keep

Sweater weather is my favorite weather.

It's new and scary but that's okay because it means you're growing.

I googled my symptoms... it turns out I need a bottle or three of wine.

You are my favorite person to annoy

Holly jolly

It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other.

Don't you dare settle for fine.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cat.

Girls just wanna have dog.

People who love to eat are always the best people

Poor unfortunate souls.

She believed she could so she did.

Wine time.

Today is a great day to be proud of all the progress you've made

I love you to Neverland and back.

In a world full of grinches, be a Cindy Lou Who

My favorite winter activity is going back inside where it is warm.

I apologize to my dog when I go out.

Broken crayons still color.

Friendly reminder that 'doing your best' does not mean working yourself to the point of a mental breakdown.

Together is my favorite place to be

There's a 100% chance I'd rather be home with my dog.

Live life in color.

I’m obsessed with you in a non-creepy way.

Everything is figuroutable.

Grow through what you go through.

the more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

You are the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow.

A banana is 105 calories. A glass of prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.

I hate to break it to you but you’re stuck with me

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.

Light tomorrow with today.

It's wine o'clock somewhere.

Fear doesn't stand a chance when you stand in God's love.

Girls should never be afraid to be smart.

Fa la freaking la.

I'm not sure how many plants it takes to be happy, but so far it's not fifty seven.

Stressed is desserts spelled backwards

You stole a pizza my heart

Stay hungry. Stay foolish.

The greater the storm, the brighter the rainbow.

Do everything in love.

When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine.

You’re just my type

Be a goldfish.

I would climb a moderately sized mountain for you.

Comparison destroys personality.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Own your story.

If y ou can dream it, you can do it.

As the man once said the harder you work the luckier you get.

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't see us

The past can hurt, but the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.

Be the obnoxiously bright, glorious rainbow you want to see in the sky.

Tell your dog I said hi.

My jeans keep telling me no more Christmas cookies while my leggings are like we got you boo.

I'm sorry for what I said in winter.

You are so sweet

I lava you