I’m obsessed with you in a non-creepy way.

Sleigh all day

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

You are my favorite person to annoy

You're doing your best, and that is enough.

Are you a coronary artery? ‘Cause you’re wrapped all around my heart.

When they saw the star, they rejoiced.

Hey bud, how's it growin?

If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would kill you last.

To live would be an awfully big adventure.

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow.

Even miracles take a little time.

It's okay to not be okay

There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will

Believe you can and you’re halfway there.

You grow girl

I'm sorry for what I said in winter.

A dream is a wish your heart makes.

If swearing burned calories I'd weigh like 8 pounds.

If worlds have power, imagine a prayer.

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

Deck the halls and not your family. Fa la la la la.

I'm only a morning person on December 25th

There aren't enough rap songs about staying home on a friday night and saving money

When all else fails, drink coffee

The grass is greener where you water it.

Prove them wrong.

The past can hurt, but the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.

I have been uniquely designed for a purpose.

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them.

Broken crayons still color.

Own your story.

You are above average.

It's funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed, can then become the same thing that makes you cry knowing that they're now gone.

Consider it a great joy.

You’re my lobster

All I'm saying is you rarely see a person crying and eating a Christmas cookie at the same time.

Sweater weather is my favorite weather.

I googled my symptoms... it turns out I need a bottle or three of wine.

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.

I love you to Neverland and back.

Crazy plant lady.

Be your own rainbow.

the more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

Let it snow.

Maybe you have outgrown your pot

Love is in the air

Plant lady is the new cat lady.

When you can't look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark.

If you binge eat Christmas cookies while you binge watch Christmas movies, they cancel each other out. It's science.

My favorite winter activity is going back inside where it is warm.

Be my Valentine

Things get better

Coffee & Christmas music

Coffee now, wine later.

Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

Dogs are like potato chips, you can't have just one.

Every flower must grow through dirt.

You are not broken.

It's wine o'clock somewhere.

Home is where my plants are.

Don’t count the days, make the days count.

Bloom where you are planted.

Who says that my dreams have to stay just my dreams?

Baby it's cold outside

Boy, I love meeting people's mom. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.

Together is my favorite place to be

I work hard so my cat can have nice things.

Hello spring

Be the obnoxiously bright, glorious rainbow you want to see in the sky.

Just create

Joy to the world, a Savior is born.

Friendly reminder that 'doing your best' does not mean working yourself to the point of a mental breakdown.

I believe in Communism, Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we.

Wine not?

Comparison destroys personality.

One thing at a time

Be a goldfish.

Somewhere over the rainbow.

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

Christmas calories don't count.

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.

Your mental health is a priority

His plan is greater than our own.

'Tis the season to be jolly

Girls should never be afraid to be smart.

Talk to yourself like you would to someone you love.

I'm just trying to be successful enough to give my dog the backyard he deserves.

And if not, He is still good.

Alright spring, do your thing.

Light tomorrow with today.

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't see us

Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion.

I wonder if wine thinks of me too?

Everything is figuroutable.

I would climb a moderately sized mountain for you.

My favorite color is rainbow.